The Office

[i like to eat apples]

I've already seen all of them but watching them on TV is good.

This guy is pretty funny too:

[mciverstorm]

Pam Beasley: There's a master key and a spare key. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?", he said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

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Michael Scott: Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.

Stanley: I'm sorry?

Michael Scott: Um, what do you play? Center?

Stanley: Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean?

Michael Scott: I donno... I don't remember saying that.

Jim Halpert: Uh, I heard it.

Michael Scott: Well people hear a lot of things, man.

[Davis Gnarr]

Here's a classic Office quote: "My point is, a penis, when seen, in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman, but in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie."

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Dwight: Hey hey hey hey. [to Angela] I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.
Angela: The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.

[Davis Gnarr]

Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[i like to eat apples]

Oscar: Last year, Michael's theme was "Bowl over the Competition!" So guess where we went.

[i like to eat apples]

New episode was tonight. Make sure you check it out.

[i like to eat apples]

The episode this week is a repeat. Don't download it, I already made that mistake.

[mciverstorm]

I have to wait till the season's over before I start watching them. Don't you dare ruin it for me!